• http://www.superevilgenius.com/ SUPER EVIL GENIUS

    WHAT FOOLISH MOCKERY OF SCIENCE IS THIS?

    I KILLED ALL THE DINOSAURS MYSELF. ANY DINOSAURS STILL ALIVE IS A LIE. EXCEPT FOR THE CHICKENS. THOSE I SPARED FOR BEING DELICIOUS.

  • SuperFeatherYoshi

    The hell? Is that SCP-682 at the top?

    • KickFailure

      You’re absolutely right, I didn’t notice.

      Of course, the origins of that image isn’t *really* the SCP Foundation. It’s a dead Beluga Whale (The skin has pulled back from the snout.) that the tinfoil hat crowd claims is proof of surviving (but non-avian) dinosaurs that is being suppressed by the government.

      As if any government could possibly suppress the fact that ten foot tall reptiles were wandering around the beaches of Russia.

      • M-Tails-P

        Yeah, I know the origin of that pic.

        What’s the logic behind that anyway? I can understand the government suppressing knowledge of aliens and UFOs and stuff like that, but why would they suppress dinosaurs?

        • KickFailure

          There’s a strange idea among some radical Creationists that if a living dinosaur was found to exist, it would completely disprove Evolutionary Theory and therefore everyone would finally believe the literal truth of the bible.
          (Which is a bizarre thing to think. In reality, evolutionary scientists would absolutely love to discover a surviving dinosaur.)

          Therefore they believe that this evidence is being surpressed by Athiests and other non-Christians.