Roundup : Horrifying Children’s Books


My Daddy Told Me

Gah! What is that supposed to be? Is that daddy?


The Pineapple Princess

Half princess, half pineapple, all abomination against nature!


MR. ORGANIC RECYCLING FROM A TO Z

Ahhhh! His head is horrifying enough, but what is wrong with his knees?!?


There’s a Crocodile in the Stew

The crocodile doesn’t scare me, but what’s all that other stuff in the stew?


Ishnabobber Books

A giant ghost is crushing that girl with a giant bible!



Like a Fish on a Bike

It’s against the natural order, it is.


Bubby and the Goodie-Jar

AHHHHH! IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US!

  • Jodie

    This is actually funny.