Junk Jeans

Hot Child Junk Jeans - The First Anatomically Designed Jeans With A Man's Junk In Mind.

For guys like me, the hardest part of putting on a pair of pants, obviously, is figuring out where to put my enormous … “junk”. Luckily, Octavio Marc David Silva, a man with too many names, has solved the problem for us.

He has created jeans with a gigantic bulge up-front for our manhood.

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Finally, I have room for a couple of rolled up socks. No! I mean my giant penis! Definitely that. Not the rolled up socks.

What do they call this exciting new product?

The Hot Child Junk, Jeans

Woa. Uhm… You, uh, may want to reconsider that name. It’s bad enough to be obsessed with “junk”, but “child junk”?
(Think that comma was just a typo? Nope, they keep doing that.)

Other Products for 2014

They’ve also given us sneak peaks of a couple of products they’re still working on. These could be just what you need if you’re a medieval cultist or an extra on Deep Space Nine:
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  • Katie Perry

    Those jeans are hot!!!! sock or no sock!!!!

  • Christopher

    lol wow, id rock those jeans if i had the chance… like no joke, i hope they make it cuz those are badass

  • Christopher

    lol wow, id rock those jeans if i had the chance… like seriously, those jeans are badass, its about time someone put some jeans out that are actually unique. instead of that bull crap jeans with 48 different logos on the back pockets -.-

  • Christopher

    lol wow, id rock those jeans if i had the chance… like seriously, those jeans are badass, its about time someone put some jeans out that are actually unique. instead of that bull crap jeans with 48 different logos on the back pockets -.-

  • Guest

    katie perry has a point, sock or no sock those jeans rock

  • Christopher

    sry for the 3 comment, my comment wasnt being shown for some reason and i retyped a new one but then it didnt show again and i copy/pasted it again :/… anyways yeah o.O

    • KickFailure

      No problem, I fixed it.

  • jay

    the sad part is that if you do not have an enormous junk or sock collection, that pouch will just sag like a half-inflated balloon