As everyone knows, the fundamental problem with coasters is that they’re not portable. They just can’t be moved from one place to another. Not easily anyway.
Inventor Michael Di Rico has solved this problem forever by inventing a portable coaster!
Oh yeah, I say this to my buddies all the time, the difference is that I’m not an inventor, so I couldn’t make the dream a reality.
I literally cannot think of a way to carry a coaster from one place to another.
You could put a pint glass on it, or a stein, a cup, a tumbler, a shot glass, a chalice, a mug, a goblet, or even a flagon.
Next time me and my buddies are hanging out, bragging about our latest coaster purchases and swapping coaster-related stories, I’m gonna blow their minds by showing them my new portable coaster.