Touch Me, Play Me

TouchmePlayme is not about sex or sexy, it’s not about technology applied to wall decor, it’s not about gimmick …it’s about humor, making you smile, it’s about fun, it’s about a conversation piece. And if my project landing on your wall or anybody else’s wall could accomplish that… my job would be complete!

Ok, Let’s break this down.

TouchMePlayMe

  1. is NOT about sex.
  2. is NOT sexy.
  3. is NOT about technology applied to wall decor.
  4. is NOT about gimmick.

Ok. Now that we’ve got that settled, let’s take a look.


(Note : The audio on this video will probably make your coworkers think that you’re watching porno.)

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This is a talking poster. When you touch it, it’ll say things like :

“Let your hands slide slowly down my hot body!”

“Yeah! Oh, Yeah!”

“You naughty boy!”

“Kiss me again!”

“Come on, babe. Ready for the grand finale? Oh! Oh! Oh!”

Remember : This is not about sex.
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Still not about sex.

You will want that poster on your wall this Christmas.
Absolutely! I want to gather the whole family around to watch me touch my poster! I sense the beginnings of a whole new holiday tradition!

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  • Windego

    This is the kind of thing I’d expect the dateless nerd character in a sitcom to own and everyone else in the show makes fun of him for it. Maybe this is what the guy meant by saying it’s about humor?

    • Chris Wiesner

      Wolowitz, for sure.

  • TheNate

    Too bad no one gave $500: “Michael Jackson painted by me. 8 touch points, 2 minutes of his songs.” Yeah, the man’s dead. I don’t want to touch him to hear his music. I’ll dust off my Thriller cassette first.

  • Daisy

    In the thumbnail I thought the things she was holding were sausages.