Preparing for Eternity.

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Hey, I recognize that robot! That’s TOPIO 3.0. Ping-Pong playing robot, and standard stock-photo any time somebody wants to make a crazy point about robots.

Let’s see what crazy point it’s being used for this time!

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Yup. That’ll do it.

Dr. Bolonkin Alexander believes that human immortality is coming soon, and he wants to tell us what to do to get ready for it.

He’s written this book to tell us “What to do now for your immortality or a resurrection in the future.

What will we look like as immortals?

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Oh wow. Pretty cool. I’d totally spend eternity as The Man of Steel.

But with my luck, I’d get stuck with the Asimo.

(Still, I’m glad that the E-Mans won’t look like Prince Adam.)

What else does the book cover?

Besides preparing for immortality, what else does the book teach us?
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Heaven is nice, but not nice enough. We need to get God to resettle in the Internet Net.

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Oh come on, now you’re just cribbing from Asimov!

Conclusion.

Look folks, you don’t need this book. If human immortality really is on the way, all you need to do to get ready is to become filthy rich. If you’re in the top 1% of the top 1% then the nice people at the Immortality Clinic will take care of everything for you. If you’re in the bottom 99.99%, then you won’t be able to afford immortality, so don’t worry about it.

(Incidentally, please tell your friends about this blog. I need the advertising money for my immortality fund. Thanks!)


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  • erdbeere

    The last I heard was that science is far from fully understanding the brain or even replicating anything that works like our brain. But I guess these experts don’t know what they’re talking about, unlike Dr. Bolonkin…

    Also, women will finally be able to look like barby dolls (YAY!) or Marilyn Munroe (and here I thought her last name was Monroe) or Schwarzenegger (???). What a blessing for us all…

    • KickFailure

      Of course, he also said E-MANS could be dolphins. Which might be fun.

      Looking forward to it.