A Tiny Box of Incoherency

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Centerpiece. A board game blatantly based on Monopoly. But that’s OK. Monopoly is long out of patent.

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I’m sure this means something, but I can’t tell what.

The video is also an exercise in madness. It’s like listening to your drunk uncle explain a board-game, but then he gets distracted and starts talking about some children’s books for a while, before finally meandering back on-topic.

The whole thing is punctuated by grunts and wheezes like the cameraman is having a heart-attack, which may explain why the video stops abruptly mid-sentence.

As you can see, the “Board” is actually just a piece of paper, but he assures us that durability won’t be a problem. Centerpiece_03
See?

So where did he get the idea for this crazy Monopoly knock-off in a box?
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Huh. I wonder if he understands that Stargate SG-1 is just a television series.

I don’t think he does.


This article was suggested by reader @AlanDeSmet

  • Joseph Bloch

    And one of the rewards for pledging at the $100 level is that you get to be put on his mailing list!

    • KickFailure

      I’ll bet that’s a fun read.

  • nöyy

    checking this post during a lecture was one of my less bright ideas