This man designed … a rectangle. A rectangle that you put in your wallet and carry around with you.

So I put a lot of hours into designing a solid piece that could easily be transported but still multiply the surface area of the kickstand several times over.
Oh yea, It can take a lot of time and skill to design a card the same size and shape as a credit card.

Tracing a credit card isn’t easy. Sometimes you’re not holding it tight enough and it slips while you’re tracing it, and then your whole blueprint is ruined.

However, it looks like our friend David A. Lawicki II realized that maybe his design, as impressive as it was, didn’t have quite everything it needed.

As we’ve learned, the way to ensure Kickstarter success is to add a bottle opener to your product.


Oh, for crying out loud. That is not a bottle opener. That is just a triangle.

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  • R

    The guy forgot to radius the apex of that triangle-once that is done, the device (?) should work just fine. :)

  • Julian

    That, my poor, uninformed friend, is not “just a triangle” as you so ignorantly claimed. It’s clearly a hard anodized ANTI-TRIANGLE. Which, naturally, took countless hours more of prototyping and wild theoretical number-crunching to develop.

  • yups

    That triangle just isn’t right…