Anti-Gravity

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Really?

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What? No. “Vortex Energy” is not a real thing. That’s Stargate SG-1 again. What’s with inventors thinking Stargate is real?

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Wow. OK.

You can tell he’s a real scientist because he talks like one. “Microwave oven of radiation” is exactly the sort of highly technical language we expect from the world’s most advanced minds.

Let’s take a look at that picture.

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You know what the strangest part of this crompletly real, and not at all retouched photo is? He’s got this amazing anti-grav device, and he’s just using it to tool around in a dreary parking lot in the dark! What a lack of imagination!

Come on, man! You’re supposed to selling this to us! You’re supposed to be getting us all fired up for the exciting things we can do with anti-grav technology!

No wonder nobody is backing this completely real and definitely-not-a-scam project! Your example photograph sucks!

I’ve taken the liberty of suggesting some improvements.
Mount_Rushmore_Monument_antigrav

All_Gizah_Pyramids_antigrav

704px-Cinderella_castle_day_antigrav

There we go. Much better.

(If anyone else wants to suggest an alternative promotional anti-grav photo, here’s the transparent blank for making your own. If you make one, be sure to put it in the comments section.)

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  • A Becky Lee

    For some reason, the pictures you provided make me think of BrodyQuest. Maybe someone (not me) should make a Brody Quest version of this guy floating in various places.