A few Quickies The Manly Cookbook Because if a manly man uses a regular cookbook, he turns gay. Jesus Bumperstickers According to the bible, if there’s one thing Jesus loves, it’s money. Baba Invisible Panties These are neither invisible nor panties! (Suggested by reader Lee Ann R.) Po(r)ker Chips They’re bluffing! There’s no bacon here! Just ordinary poker chips with … a pig on them? Silic : The Self-Cleaning Shirt Did we learn nothing from Sir Alec Guinness in “The Man in the White Suit“?!? Chalkboard watch Looks like somebody has a warehouse full of watchbands they can’t get rid of!