Dog poop book!

This man needs $5,000 to create a coffee table book about dogs pooping.

I’m not sure what else needs to be said about that.


Oh, so you’re not taking the photos yourself, you’re just going to “collect” them.

Ok, where are you collecting them from?

(I think he means the book.)

Of course! That’s why it’s “Crowdsourced”. I get it! You want us to take the photos that you are going to sell.

Ok, I guess I could donate a picture to your business venture. How do I do that?

You know what? I just remembered, I don’t have a dog.

Adult fetuses on Mars!

“FETUS:” The untold MARS story

This man wants $11,700 to write a book. Well, let’s take a look at some examples of his writing!
 

I’m glad society got that sorted!

I really hope he forgot a comma between “Government” and “Abortion”.

Well, anyone can make a few typos, right?  Let’s listen to what he had to say on the video!

“With the heavy gravity and extreme cold of Mars, humans just couldn’t sustain the conditions!”

Bah!  First, that is not how you use the word “sustain”. Second, Mars does not have heavy gravity.

“A beautiful young genetic scientist falls in love with a perfect adult well endowed male fetus.”

So, the scientist was young, but the fetus was an adult with a big dick?

Buddy, let me clue you in here. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ADULT FETUS! When a fetus grows up, it ain’t a fetus anymore. It’s a person. That’s pretty much the whole point of fetuses. That’s what they’re for.

EWwwwwwww!