For guys like me, the hardest part of putting on a pair of pants, obviously, is figuring out where to put my enormous … “junk”. Luckily, Octavio Marc David Silva, a man with too many names, has solved the problem for us.
He has created jeans with a gigantic bulge up-front for our manhood.
Finally, I have room for a couple of rolled up socks. No! I mean my giant penis! Definitely that. Not the rolled up socks.
What do they call this exciting new product?
Woa. Uhm… You, uh, may want to reconsider that name. It’s bad enough to be obsessed with “junk”, but “child junk”?
(Think that comma was just a typo? Nope, they keep doing that.)