Look at all these projects I found in Kickstarter’s Journalism category!
See? Journalism is alive and well.
See that? My wallet is falling apart!
Worse, it’s like a phone book : Old-fashioned and too damn thick.
I wonder if anyone on Kickstarter has invented a “Minimalist” wallet? Maybe something that would attach to my phone?
I don’t believe it! Since I posted this article yesterday, four more “minimalist wallets” have been posted to Kickstarter!
STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!
We’ve got enough minimalist wallets, already!!!!
The great thing about Kickstarter, is that it’s crowd-sourced. The projects that do well are the projects that serve a need and solve a problem!
Well, apparently one of the biggest challenges facing the kickstarter-using public, is that all our beer is in bottles, and before we can drink it we need to somehow open those bottles.
Myself, I’ve been smashing the neck of the bottle against the bar and just drinking from the jagged edge of the broken glass, but others on the Internet have been solving this problem in a much more profitable way.
Kickstarter now requires all projects to list all the potential “Risks and Challenges” that a project may face.
I was surprised to learn that many projects are completely without risk!
Yesterday I mocked Haxel for being rip-off of the break-out hit game “Minecraft”.
Turns out there are a lot of lazy would-be game designers trying to jump on the “Cubes are easy to program” bandwagon. (And asking for your money to do it!)
I’ll bet these are the same fools who complain that mainstream commercial games are “Too unoriginal“.
By the time this post goes live, civilization will presumably have ended.
The rest of the “survival guides” on Kickstarter were for a very specific (and entirely fictional) type of disaster :
Too “Serious”. Can I get something for the common man?
And the ladies?
My Daddy Told Me
Gah! What is that supposed to be? Is that daddy?
The Pineapple Princess
MR. ORGANIC RECYCLING FROM A TO Z
Ahhhh! His head is horrifying enough, but what is wrong with his knees?!?
There’s a Crocodile in the Stew
The crocodile doesn’t scare me, but what’s all that other stuff in the stew?
A giant ghost is crushing that girl with a giant bible!
Like a Fish on a Bike
It’s against the natural order, it is.
Bubby and the Goodie-Jar
AHHHHH! IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US!