Playing card projects always do well on Kickstarter. If you’ve got artistic talent, you can really make some money designing playing cards for Kickstarter.
This delightful project is a sci-fi movie about how evil forces led by “Lord Savior” are conspiring to suppress the scientific truth about Darwinism. I’m sure it’s well written and not preachy at all.
“Live peaceful”? I wonder why she said that so awkwardly.
Oh. I’m sure that won’t result in any weird or unnatural dialog.
I’m sure Lucasfilm, now owned by Disney, will have absolutely no problem with this guy dubbing over their movie with horrible dialog and then selling DVDs.
My Daddy Told Me
Gah! What is that supposed to be? Is that daddy?
The Pineapple Princess
MR. ORGANIC RECYCLING FROM A TO Z
Ahhhh! His head is horrifying enough, but what is wrong with his knees?!?
There’s a Crocodile in the Stew
The crocodile doesn’t scare me, but what’s all that other stuff in the stew?
A giant ghost is crushing that girl with a giant bible!
Like a Fish on a Bike
It’s against the natural order, it is.
Bubby and the Goodie-Jar
AHHHHH! IT’S COMING RIGHT AT US!
When I look down the street at all the people in this town I think “These idiots can barely drive their own cars.” I absolutely do not think “We should get these people to process their own sewage! That’s a great idea that certainly won’t contaminate our water supply!”
Sewage Treatment is one of those things I think should be left to professionals who know what the hell they’re doing, like brain surgery or teaching calculus.
That’s right! Combine it with sex! If you want to advertise Coca-Cola, show sexy ladies drinking Coca-Cola. If you want to advertise poop …
Really hoping that’s mud.
Here’s a book created by a six year old after the first time someone explained the gun control debate to him.
Haha! Just Kidding! This is Major Tom (From “Planet Nubia“) again!
Now, I’ll come right out and admit that like any good East-coast liberal, I’m in favor of strong gun control laws, but reading this Kickstarter posting made me want to stand on a street corner and hand out assault rifles to children!
I can already tell that this is going to be a serious book that doesn’t trivialize other people’s opinions.
Don’t worry, though! Major Tom has SOLVED the gun control debate.
Wow… yea… Sure, I don’t see any problems with that plan.
That makes perfect sense.
Major Tom needs $20,000 to shoot a short film. Basically, as far as I can tell, this is a film about a girl in a motercycle helmet pointing a spotlight at things, while the editor presses every single button on his video toaster.
In addition to the Kickstarter video, he’s also produced this teaser : (Click to download the .wmv file.)
Notice how you can still see the wrinkles in the green-screen. That’s some quality editing right there.