Apple Watch’s Crown.

What makes the Apple Watch unique? What feature does it have that all the other smart watches on the market lack?

A Crown

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No, not that crown! This crown!

Apple watch crown - Every King Needs A Crown

It’s a metal bumper case for your Apple Watch. You know in case you … drop it … somehow?

We designed the apple watch to give consumers a bit more flexibility after they've purchased they're Apple Watch. we would like the entry level consumers of the Apple Watch Sport to add the crown to they're device and give it a more premium look and feel.
Translation : “Didn’t pay $18,000 for the ‘Edition’ Apple Watch? This grainy 3d-printed bumper case is just as good!”

(Oddly enough, this same text appears elsewhere in their Kickstarter page without the spelling errors.)

Do you think these clowns even realize that a watch “crown” is the little knob on the end of the winding stem?

They seem to be offering these in every material supported by Shapeways.com 3d printing service. So order a grainy metal case for your watch today!

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Embrace the Future of Parcels!

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Very high-tech blue-print we’ve got going on here.

My team and I are self-identified futurists with specific ideas about mail delivery from the USPS® 5, 10, and 20 years from now. We believe the accessibility of alphaBAND™ has the potential to transform how we send and receive mail.

Hang on folks, this one’s a tricky one.

How it Works!

Imagine you wanted to send an present to your friend.

Ok.
You could just mail it to them at the post office, but that’s old fashioned. We’ve got Web2.0 now!

So how should I send it?
You should use a 3d scanner to digitize it. Then your friend could get a 3d-print of the item.

Would that work?
Sure, if you only send things made of 100% plastic!

So I email my friends the 3d file?
Don’t be so old fashioned! Email was invented in the 1970s! You want something more hi-tech!

Oh. Then how do I send it?
Through the post office!

But, wasn’t that invented back in-
THROUGH! THE! POST! OFFICE!

…ok. So do I give the post office my friend’s address, or my friend’s email address?
Neither! You give the them your friend’s biometric signature.

Bio-whatsit signature?
Biometric Signature! It’s your friend’s permanent serial-number based on his DNA!

How would that help the postman find my friend?
Easy! Your friend would wear a bracelet that transmits his biometric serial number and his exact location directly to the government, 24 hours a day!
That way the postman will have no problem at all!

… I don’t think I like the future anymore.

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