Scott Reimann has created “hands down the greatest marijuana live wallpaper on the Android market“. Truely, a remarkable achievement. Many have tried, but only Scott Reimann has achieved true artistic immortality by creating “the greatest” marijuana live wallpaper ever made.
Let’s see some screenshots!
I think it’s an animation of a pipe lighting itself, and then smoking? It’s a little hard to make out, but that’s probably because of the greatness! A lot of great artists are difficult to get a quick read on. You ever see a Picasso?
Let’s see what kind of reviews this app gets!
You can tell this is the “Greatest” wallpaper because it’s so popular among people who were paid to review it.
Oh, come on, Chris! The man is paying you to leave a good review and the best you can manage is three stars?
I guess some people just don’t recognize greatness.
A dieting app? As if there weren’t any of those!
He wants $50,000aud (about $38k American) and he won’t even tell us what the app does!
He’s asking for money and telling us he can’t tell us what it’s for!
Whatever you do for a living, next time you talk to a customer, try this strategy! See if it works!
(If they don’t look like they’re going for it. Show them some photographs of a pale and hairless male torso.)
So it’s like Google Goggles? For spiders?
So it’s like Google Goggles for everything, and about a thousand times better than anything Google has been able to manage.
That seems … pretty impossible.
That’s it? That’s the only risk you can think of for this impossible, Even-Google-Can’t-Do-It project? Really?
Aww why am I picking on this kid?
Sometimes I feel mean about picking on projects that are so clearly written by some twelve year old who doesn’t understand how the world works yet.