If I wore that bracelet, I’d slit my wrists.
Not from the shame, just, you know, the sharp edges.
Ah, Ron Paul. Depending on who you ask, he either tried and failed to bring Freedom to all Americans, or he tried and failed to exploit the naive to give power to the rich.
But one thing everybody agrees about Ron Paul, is that he’s the happiest-looking presidential candidate ever!
This project needs £5,000 (almost $8,000) to send Ron Paul his own smiling head, cast in brass. (I’m not sure what he would need it for, maybe he could shave by it if his mirror breaks.)
They could put it next to their Ross Perot bust, and their Ralph Nader bust.
Playing card projects always do well on Kickstarter. If you’ve got artistic talent, you can really make some money designing playing cards for Kickstarter.
When I look down the street at all the people in this town I think “These idiots can barely drive their own cars.” I absolutely do not think “We should get these people to process their own sewage! That’s a great idea that certainly won’t contaminate our water supply!”
Sewage Treatment is one of those things I think should be left to professionals who know what the hell they’re doing, like brain surgery or teaching calculus.
That’s right! Combine it with sex! If you want to advertise Coca-Cola, show sexy ladies drinking Coca-Cola. If you want to advertise poop …
Really hoping that’s mud.