In the olden days when you wanted to “turn music rhythms into a physical experience” you had to get up off the couch and start dancing.
No more! Now you can put on this handy bib (with patented zipper!) and it will let you “feel the catchy beats that millions of people have only heard!”. Which means, of course, that it’s going to “tap” on your shoulders.
He looks like he’s having fun.
The device weights in at a hefty five pounds, and contains no batteries, so it must be plugged into an 110v electrical outlet while in use.