Complimentary Cards


College student Zachary Brown has a problem. Every time he walks up to a random stranger and tells them that they’re so attractive that just seeing them has improved his day, they treat him like this was a weird thing to do!

So, to make these social interactions go more smoothly he’s decided to have a set of business cards printed so that when he sees a particularly attractive stranger he can hand them a card to tell them how attractive they are without having to speak to them.

Obviously, I can’t find any flaws in this plan, but I do wonder if he realizes that anyone can just walk into a Kinkos and pick up a box of business cards for ten bucks.