That dinosaur wants to have sex with that lady.
The Falcon Project
William Barnes, along with a team of men with epic mountain-man beards, needs a third of a million dollars to build a robot-drone Zeppelin to Find Bigfoot!
Previous attempts at finding Big Foot have failed, because they’ve searched on the ground, where Big Foot is! You’ve got to outsmart the beast and go to the sky where he isn’t!
Also on the team is Dr. Jim Halfpenny.
(Are dinosaurs hard to track? The ones I’ve seen hadn’t moved in a very long time.)
He also runs this entertaining website that seems to have escaped from 1998.
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This man needs a mere $93,000 to prove that dinosaurs still live! I can’t believe he only raised $100! Come on people! You can’t even buy a dead dinosaur for that much!