This guy was going to manufacture and sell money guns!
I’m allowed to sometimes be sad that a Kickfailure, even a completely ridiculous one, is going to be a failure. And this is one of those times.
This would be a been a great worthless project.
What is a money gun, you ask?
That is a money gun!
That is a fun idea. … but like a lot of fun ideas, I can’t actually think of a situation where I’d really need to use it.
Man, I am clearly going to the wrong conventions, races, and parties.
In the olden days when you wanted to “turn music rhythms into a physical experience” you had to get up off the couch and start dancing.
No more! Now you can put on this handy bib (with patented zipper!) and it will let you “feel the catchy beats that millions of people have only heard!”. Which means, of course, that it’s going to “tap” on your shoulders.
He looks like he’s having fun.
The device weights in at a hefty five pounds, and contains no batteries, so it must be plugged into an 110v electrical outlet while in use.