This man wants to raise $700 to print T-shirts with haiku on them.
Haiku about dicks.
Every Haiku he writes is about his penis.
He gives a sample of a haiku he might use :
one time, my penis
ran for local school board and
then killed a llama.
I’m going to be honest here. That haiku sucks.
But, maybe he has better ones! Let’s take a look at his twitter feed!
whos my first target? / I’m after the twelve year old / sorry, thems the rules— Dickhaiku (@dickhaiku) March 27, 2012
Kickstarters, do you really want to give this guy your address?
Anything you can do, I can do better
So, this inspired me. Maybe there’s an audience out there for Haiku printed on T-shirts? I can do that! I’ve written two of them :
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Or maybe there’s only a market for haiku about dicks? I guess I can do that.













