Is your cat or dog stressed out? Either by loud noises, or just by the crushing ennui of having the instincts of a predator in a comfy suburban home? No problem! Play that domesticated beast some soothing tunes!
Oh, good point. If my cat tuned the stereo to the Country station, I’d probably have him put down.
He’s going to need his own 4gb mp3 player!
For the, admittedly quite reasonable, price of $98, you can get fluffy his own mp3 player that he (or his owner) can load up with the mp3s that he likes. Hours of non-stop doggy music, without bothering his human owners!
Rock on, pooch! Rock on.