Wow. I think somebody has been playing too much “Dead Rising 2”.
As everyone knows, the fundamental problem with coasters is that they’re not portable. They just can’t be moved from one place to another. Not easily anyway.
Inventor Michael Di Rico has solved this problem forever by inventing a portable coaster!
I literally cannot think of a way to carry a coaster from one place to another.
What we have here is a man so obsessed with iPads that he literally wants to look at one 24/7. He’s tired of looking at the real world, so he wants to view the world through the lens of sweet, comforting technology. He may wander around in technology-induced stupor, bumping into walls and telephone poles, but he’ll always know the latest trending topic on twitter.
You think I’m joking? Before he invented this “iWorm”, this fool tried to raise a third of a million dollars to wallpaper a room with iPads!
Yes! It’s time for another project from my all-time favorite kickstarter : Major Tom!
He’s in classic form here. The video is an unrelated clip of himself in a motorcycle helmet saying things like “Switch Auto-Pilot On!“. He’s maintaining his persona as an alien (in a helmet) that has arrived at Earth and was shocked by the gun violence in the “Earth Americas”.
Why does he always say “americas”, plural. Is he referring to both American continents? Or just the USA, but he’s saying it wrong because he’s an alien? (Aliens always talk funny.)
(To be honest, this is Major Tom’s least crazy project so far, and the goal is a reasonable $2,000(only 80 sales), so he might make it this time. I’m cheering for him.)
(In the interest of fairness, I should acknowledge up front that the creator of this project claims to be only 13 years old. However, £1,500 (about $2,400) is a grown-up amount of money, so this project has to stand trial as an adult. We have no compassion here at Kickfailure.com.)
First of all, “Sticky Trading Cards” is a terrible name for a card game.
Second of all, I want to point out that the project description has over six-hundred words, but not one punctuation mark! It actually hurt my brain to read, but I did it so you guys don’t have to.
Absolutely! I love trading cards. Trading cards are like little treasures in a foil packet! There’s real joy in unwrapping a photograph of your favorite sports hero, or the beautiful artwork of a fantasy game. I’ll sometimes buy cards for games I don’t even play, just because I like the wonderful art.
So what have you got for us?
Not just stick figures, but the same stick figures repeated multiple times! (Color changes don’t count!)
Kind of missing the some of the magic of a trading card games, if the cards look like you spent no more than five minutes on them.
£11 (about $18) for 20 cards? A least five of which are duplicates?
Even Wizards of the Coast can’t get away with a deal like that!
These people want $60/per to cut a slot into a whelk’s shell.
You know, so you can put your iPod in it and make it sound all echo-y.
If I may get philosophical for a moment, I’ve always thought of cans as not specifically candle-holders, but just “Holders”. You know, in general. I mean : They’re cans, so you can put stuff in them.