I ain’t afraid of ’em.

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These people need £400 to film a documentary about ghosts in England. The video attached to the project is just one minute and thirty-six seconds of a garden path as seen through a photo-negative filter. Spooky? Not really, but maybe it’s the best they can do without that £400 they need.

I wonder how much £400 is in US money?

400 British Pound Sterling equals 666.04 US Dollar

Woah! Now we know ghosts are involved!

  Ghost hunters is going to be a documentry series focasing on the haunted history of the south west and investigating various locations.
We are  looking  for  funds to purchase technical gear and video cams to allow us to complete our documentery.

Oh yeah, you can tell these guys are pros. All they need is some “technical gear” and they’re good to go.

We have got permission to film in various locations but what we need is some backing for the tech gear (Cama, DVRs and video editing hardware)
That’s the ticket. I don’t know what a “Cama” is, but it must be cheap because between the DVR and the “editing hardware” (An iMac) they’re not going to have much left over of that £400.

That’s all good, but tell us about the film.

We will be doing filming and night time investigations in some of the most haunted places in south west england, We feel this is a unquie  and intresting documertery about the south west of england ghosts and ghouls.

WHAT?

unquie  and intresting documertery

WHAT?!?

unquie  and intresting documertery

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Catch a ghost with special paper!

"Ghost Pad" logo.
Fantastic! I love Bill Cosby.

Oh wait.
 GHOST PAD: Have ghosts? Find out with Ghost Pads thermal technology.  Paranormal Investigators and fans. Next time you hear footsteps or feel a cold spot, put down a GHOST PAD and maybe find evidence.

     Hello Paranormal Fans and Investigators. The Ghost Pad is a Multi degree thermal pad. It can change from dark purple to green to yellow to white as the temperature increases and reverse when the temperature gets cooler. The Ghost Pad can be placed side by side to blanket large areas.
The idea that cold-spots can be used to prove that ghosts exist is kind of an exercise in circular logic, but let’s ignore that for now. The TV ghost-hunters use cold-spots, so that must be how you find ghosts!

These are just sheets of paper that change color with the temperature. You may remember this technology from the early 1990s when Hypercolor t-shirts were really cool for about two weeks. (or “totally radical” as we used to say.)

The problem with these sheets of paper are about the same as those stupid shirts. In order to see something cool, you’ve got to press your hand against them for a few seconds. How the heck are you going to get ghosts to do that? Maybe your house is haunted by ghosts who like cheap novelty items?

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Of course, I say “cheap”, but actually it’ll set you back $38 for a 17″x12″ sheet of this stuff. And let’s be honest, 17×12 is far too small to catch a ghost unless he’s haunting a doll house, so you’re going to want a bunch of these.

That’ll add up fast. You should have just backed this Kickstarter and gotten yourself a thermal imager that plugs into your iphone for $150!

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