Projektor – Because Poor literacy is Kool.


Hey, hey! The blog is telling me that we’ve passed a milestone, and this is my 101th post!
I’m not going to count them myself, I’m just going to assume it’s true!


Hooray! 100 Posts!
So Follow @Kickstarter on twitter and Tell your friends on Facebook, because we’ve hit the big-time now!
Woo! 100! Let’s hear it for round numbers!


(We now return to our regularly scheduled post about a stupid Kickstarter project.)
Projektor plugs into your mobile devices headphone jack, in order to project your screen onto wherever you wish with limited wires.
This project needs $125,000 to make projectors that plug into the headphone jack of your iphone.

Of course this is impossible for a couple of reasons, not the least of which is that the iPhone’s operating system won’t allow you to install that kind driver, and the last time I saw video compressed as audio was the infamous Fisher-Price PXL 2000.

He also claims it’s going to be running off your iPhone’s batteries, which simply isn’t possible through the headphone jack.

Projector_photo-main
But forget all that. Look at this picture. Look at this picture!!
This guy wants us to give him $125,000 and this is the best he could come up with?
It’s just the front half of a flashlight copy/pasted over one of Apple’s publicity photos!

How did he possibly think this piece of crap would be good enough to get him over a hundred grand?!?

Anything you can do I can do better!

This is probably a good time to unveil my own new invention!
ipad-mini-coffee

That’s right. It’s a coffee maker that connects to your iPad Mini! It’s really useful. You can use the touchscreen to select different types of brew, or how much cream and sugar you want. You can even set it to your alarm, so the coffee is ready when you wake up. The possibilities are endless.

As you can see from the photograph, I already have a working prototype.

I’m going to need $500,000 to develop this, so keep an eye out for my Kickstarter.

My Little Numismatist

Pony ‘Stained Glass’ Collectble Coins

Akili-Amethyst coin : Celestia Akili-Amethyst's coin : Luna

The pony coin collecting crazy started when artist Akili Amethyst sold these on Kickstarter.

That’s not a failure. That’s a success. Ponies aside, this is what Kickstarter is for : talented artists getting the money they need to share their art with the masses.

Sadly, Kickstarter has removed all of Akili’s coin projects for copyright reasons.

That didn’t stop the copy-cat projects, though! Nothing can stop copy-cat projects!

Coins of Harmony – Six Collectable Pony Coins I

Coin of Harmony - Twilight Sparkle
Believe it or not, They actually wanted the same amount of money for this coin as Akili got for her coins!

I don’t even think it would work as a coin design, is her hair painted white or is it just extra-shiny somehow?

They “designed” six of these coins, one for each main character of the show.

This project failed.

Coins of Harmony – Six Collectible Pony Coins II

Coins of Harmony 2 - Twilight Sparkle
So they tried again!

To be honest, this new design is still pretty crumby. They just took the old design and added those gems in the background on the reverse.

But what do I know? This project has 12 days left and needs less than $200 more in pledges.





Brony Week ~ Failure is Magic