This lady wanted $12,500 to develop a new way to poop outdoors!
How does it do this? Let’s take a look at the logo, which is also a helpful diagram!
Of course. Because the hardest part of being an outdoors-person isn’t the hiking or climbing, it’s the squatting!
I’d like to point out that if you’re in a national forest, you’re required by law to follow proper procedures for disposing of your “crap”. This involves burying it at least 6″ down in most regions, or plastic-bagging it deserts, tundras, or rocky environments. So if you’re using a “Strap & Crap” be sure to work on your aim.
They’ve also got these lovely promotional T-shirts.
As of late this February, Strap And Crap has changed it’s name to “Loop N’ Poop”! See their web-page at LoopNPoop.com!
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When I look down the street at all the people in this town I think “These idiots can barely drive their own cars.” I absolutely do not think “We should get these people to process their own sewage! That’s a great idea that certainly won’t contaminate our water supply!”
Sewage Treatment is one of those things I think should be left to professionals who know what the hell they’re doing, like brain surgery or teaching calculus.
But the people from the “Fertile Earth Foundation” disagree. They want people to think a lot more about their poop. And what’s the best way to sell something?
That’s right! Combine it with sex! If you want to advertise Coca-Cola, show sexy ladies drinking Coca-Cola. If you want to advertise poop …
Uhm, actually, animals that live in densely populated communities, like most humans do, spend an enormous amount of their time on sanitation. Otherwise beehives would be full of bee poop.
Really hoping that’s mud.
This man needs $5,000 to create a coffee table book about dogs pooping.
I’m not sure what else needs to be said about that.
Oh, so you’re not taking the photos yourself, you’re just going to “collect” them.
Ok, where are you collecting them from?
(I think he means the book.)
Of course! That’s why it’s “Crowdsourced”. I get it! You want us to take the photos that you are going to sell.
Ok, I guess I could donate a picture to your business venture. How do I do that?
You know what? I just remembered, I don’t have a dog.