This man is raising money to hire an ‘escort’ to lose his virginity.
His all-or-nothing funding goal is £25,000 (about $38,000).
£25,000?!? Wow. Being a hooker in the UK must be a pretty sweet gig.
Ok, I’m starting to get an idea of the problem here, but let’s press on.
- There’s a couple of inspirational posters
- an advertisement to raise handicap awareness
- An meme-style “BEST GIRLFRIEND EVER” photograph of a naked girl playing MarioKart
- A publicity photo of Star Trek’s Commander Spock
- A photograph of a woman with something being poured on her face. (I think it’s honey, but it could be some other yellow fluid.)
…And the Video
This video is very confused. I get that he’s trying to be Charlie Chaplin. … but that’s about all I understand.
If he’s trying to make it look like an old-time silent, why is there both color and singing? If he’s not trying to make it look old-timey why is the color so horrible?
Honest to Internet, when I first saw the preview, the messed up colors made me think this was a white guy in black-face makeup!
But wait! There’s MORE!
Don’t miss his OTHER campaign to raise £1.5 Million (about $2¼ Million) to start a new religion based on the prophesies of everyone’s favorite 16th century nut-bag.
Don’t worry, he’s set up a webpage to explain it all.