Poorly Drawn Drug Lord!


Yet another phone game. Ok, what’s this one about?

In Drug Lord, you start out as a street dealer in Montana. As you progress you can hire manufacturers, dealers, and guards to help do your work for you.  You can expand your empire across the state in the first version of the game. In later expansions we will include states across I-90 and then branch in to the southern United States.
(He goes on to describe a pretty typical in-app-purchase system where you let players get started for free, then bleed ’em dry once they’re hooked on the game.)

Ok, so it’s a pretty standard business sim game. Except with the “naughty” twist of being about crime.

Actually, there are already a lot of drug-related business sim games on android. Including a game with the same name as this one!

But what’s with that terrible title image? Must be “programmer art”. Computer programers are notoriously bad at art.


Oh. Ok. So this is a game made by someone who can’t draw and can’t program, based on an idea that’s been done a hundred times, and with a title that’s already taken. Seems like he’s going to face some pretty serious ‘risks and challenges’!


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Risks and Challenges

Kickstarter now requires all projects to list all the potential “Risks and Challenges” that a project may face.

I was surprised to learn that many projects are completely without risk!

Casting a 6ft tall statue in bronze

Risks And Challenges -- No risks or challenges to bringing this project to life.

Writing and Publishing a first novel

Risks And Challenges -- The only risk is that I come to a dead-end, (or writer's block), however, I have been taught techniques to conquer this during my course at univeristy, so this shouldn't be too much of a problem.

Creating and publishing a Manga book

Risks And Challenges -- something is drawn wrong or not colored right if words are miss placed anything around those guide lines

Creating an artificial lake and an island shaped like the letter “K”

Risks And Challenges --

Making a Feature-length film

Risks And Challenges -- Since the entirety of our film will be shot indoors, there are no risks associated with changing weather or seasonal restrictions. Furthermore with no dangerous stunts there are few production risks associated with the shooting of this film.

Staging and producing an original play

Risks And Challenges -- There really are no risks! The show has already been approved by the Theatre [CAC] and a cast has already been set into place. As long as the goal is met, the show WILL go on!

Creating a full-scale steel recreation of the Trojan Horse

Risks And Challenges -- No risks or challenges to bringing this project to life.