I used to Like Kickstarter
*Sigh*. Ever since Kickstarter stopped screening their projects this is just getting too easy. Kickstarter is now just as bad as IndieGoGo. There’s more dumb projects than real projects!
Really? Maybe this is a joke project, but I have a terrible feeling this person really hopes to get the money.
Either way, isn’t it great that it’s now allowed on Kickstarter?!?
There’s even Free Energy Scams!
These fools and con-artists were once forced to use IndieGoGo. Not any more! Now they can use Kickstarter just like legitimate projects!
Punctuation is important
They really need a comma between “on” and “candy”.
It’s funny, because it’s a joke from a TV Show!
It was funny on Red Dwarf. It’s not funny when you do it.
Kickstarter has stopped enforcing their rules.
This person clearly has no idea how game controllers even work, so how did he make the prototype that kickstarter absolutely requires for all electronic gadgets? Oh, that’s right. He didn’t. And Kickstarter doesn’t care anymore.
We’ve got those already
Those are called “Songs”.
Is this racist?
Is this racist? Not the glow-in-the-dark Tee-Pees, because that’s a real part of our nation’s glow-in-the-dark history. I mean calling them “injian tee-pees”.
Here’s a Kickstarter for a video game company named “The Creative Games”. Huh. Not the most creative name, but whatever.
What are they making? Nothing much. Only the most extensive and fully featured videogame in the history of mankind. That’s right.
Wow. This game is even bigger than Grand Theft Auto V! GTAV was involved a team of well over a thousand people and an estimated budget of £170 million! (about $265 million)
So what astronomical sum of money is this project going to cost?
HA-ha! $3,500cad (about $3150 US) You couldn’t even get a PS4 developers’ kit for that little, let alone hire people to use it! Crumby little phone games ripping off Candy Crush have budgets ten times that! Even if they get a hundred times their goal, this project is hilariously doomed to failure.
Who are the crazies behind this trainwreck?!?
Oh no. … Please, don’t tell me …
Ugh! It is. This is some clueless mother setting up her child for the most crushing, and embarrassingly public, disappointment of his life.
It’s made all the worse by the fact that there really are kids his age with realistic goals, doing phenomenally well on Kickstarter.
In fact, taken at face value this is horrible, so I choose to believe that this is a scam. I choose to believe that this is an intentional scam to prey on people who are charmed by a cute kid.
I have a certain respect for a well played con job, so that’s what I choose to believe this is, because the alternative is terrible.
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I kicked in a few dollars to this one, but I don’t think this one is going to make it. People are probably reluctant to kick in money without knowing what kind of “annotations” the book will have, and what will make it better than the many existing annotated versions. (Like this excellent version.)
However, even if they get the money and make the books, they will still fail.
Here’s the problem right here :
So, you’ve got a bunch of kids who don’t like reading, and aren’t very good at it. The solution to this problem is absolutely not to give the kids a book written in 1899 that they already know how it ends!
“Hey there. I know you think that reading is boring and old-fashioned, but check out this Victorian-era book about a farm girl and a scarecrow.” (When was the last time you even saw a real scarecrow?)
“You already know the story, so there won’t be any suspense at all!”
You might as well give them a copy of the Wall Street Journal for all the good it would do.