Meat gum. Now your breath can have the fresh smell of sausage all day long!
Mmmn… Delicious. All day I can just sit there and suck the meat flavor out of a wad of chewing gum. This is what my life has been missing.
I didn’t edit this. This is the entire project description.
This part is my favorite : “our production with tools and so on“. That should just be the description of every Kickstarter ever.
I was thinking about backing this one. Not because I particularly want to chew on meat flavored gum, but because I thought it’d be funny to review it for this blog. Then I noticed this :
Again, I didn’t edit this, that’s how he posted it. Blank. I guess that means there’s no reward. You don’t even get the gum.
Notice that he made it a limited reward tier. He wouldn’t want to run out of nothing and then be stuck giving some backers something. He was really worried that too many people would back this project.
It never ceases to amaze me that people are idiotic enough to honestly expect this crap to work.