This delightful project is a sci-fi movie about how evil forces led by “Lord Savior” are conspiring to suppress the scientific truth about Darwinism. I’m sure it’s well written and not preachy at all.
What a fun gimmick! Instead of filming your own movie, just dub over someone else’s movie!
“Live peaceful”? I wonder why she said that so awkwardly.
Oh. I’m sure that won’t result in any weird or unnatural dialog.
I’m sure Lucasfilm, now owned by Disney, will have absolutely no problem with this guy dubbing over their movie with horrible dialog and then selling DVDs.
Here’s a book created by a six year old after the first time someone explained the gun control debate to him.
Haha! Just Kidding! This is Major Tom (From “Planet Nubia“) again!
Now, I’ll come right out and admit that like any good East-coast liberal, I’m in favor of strong gun control laws, but reading this Kickstarter posting made me want to stand on a street corner and hand out assault rifles to children!
I can already tell that this is going to be a serious book that doesn’t trivialize other people’s opinions.
Don’t worry, though! Major Tom has SOLVED the gun control debate.
Wow… yea… Sure, I don’t see any problems with that plan.
Don’t like Major Tom’s position on Gun Control? Then you should pay him $500 so you can put a 250 word rebuttal in his book.
That makes perfect sense.
Major Tom needs $20,000 to shoot a short film. Basically, as far as I can tell, this is a film about a girl in a motercycle helmet pointing a spotlight at things, while the editor presses every single button on his video toaster.
Yea, I hear that movies about girls in motorcycle helmets do really well at Sundance.
In addition to the Kickstarter video, he’s also produced this teaser : (Click to download the .wmv file.)
Notice how you can still see the wrinkles in the green-screen. That’s some quality editing right there.
This man wants $11,700 to write a book. Well, let’s take a look at some examples of his writing!
I’m glad society got that sorted!
I really hope he forgot a comma between “Government” and “Abortion”.
Well, anyone can make a few typos, right? Let’s listen to what he had to say on the video!
“With the heavy gravity and extreme cold of Mars, humans just couldn’t sustain the conditions!”
Bah! First, that is not how you use the word “sustain”. Second, Mars does not have heavy gravity.
“A beautiful young genetic scientist falls in love with a perfect adult well endowed male fetus.”
So, the scientist was young, but the fetus was an adult with a big dick?
Buddy, let me clue you in here. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN ADULT FETUS! When a fetus grows up, it ain’t a fetus anymore. It’s a person. That’s pretty much the whole point of fetuses. That’s what they’re for.