Oh yeah. Time to dock my greasy pole! Oh wait. It’s not that at all.
Have you ever been at a party and needed a place to put down your drink? And your date’s drink? And the drinks of everyone else at the party?
Then you’re in luck. This free-standing cup-holder will let you put down 72 beverages at once!
Also, it plays music. Which I’m sure sounds great and doesn’t just sound like 72 rattling glasses.
Who created this crazy contraption?
THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX CONFIRMED THE WAY I’M GROWN UP
Yikes! If dense rectangles of barely coherent all-caps text isn’t a symptom of Internet Crazy-Person Syndrome I don’t know what is.
You can get more sense from a Bronner’s Soap wrapper.