Hey, hey! The blog is telling me that we’ve passed a milestone, and this is my 101th post!
I’m not going to count them myself, I’m just going to assume it’s true!
Hooray! 100 Posts!
So Follow @Kickstarter on twitter and Tell your friends on Facebook, because we’ve hit the big-time now!
Woo! 100! Let’s hear it for round numbers!
(We now return to our regularly scheduled post about a stupid Kickstarter project.)
This project needs $125,000 to make projectors that plug into the headphone jack of your iphone.
Of course this is impossible for a couple of reasons, not the least of which is that the iPhone’s operating system won’t allow you to install that kind driver, and the last time I saw video compressed as audio was the infamous Fisher-Price PXL 2000.
He also claims it’s going to be running off your iPhone’s batteries, which simply isn’t possible through the headphone jack.
But forget all that. Look at this picture. Look at this picture!!
This guy wants us to give him $125,000 and this is the best he could come up with?
It’s just the front half of a flashlight copy/pasted over one of Apple’s publicity photos!
How did he possibly think this piece of crap would be good enough to get him over a hundred grand?!?
Anything you can do I can do better!
This is probably a good time to unveil my own new invention!
That’s right. It’s a coffee maker that connects to your iPad Mini! It’s really useful. You can use the touchscreen to select different types of brew, or how much cream and sugar you want. You can even set it to your alarm, so the coffee is ready when you wake up. The possibilities are endless.
As you can see from the photograph, I already have a working prototype.
I’m going to need $500,000 to develop this, so keep an eye out for my Kickstarter.