Precious Metals for your Precious Bits


Silver underwear to protect your genitals from Cell-phone radiation.

I’m not going to question the premise. Just for today, let’s pretend that “cell-phone radiation” is every bit as scary as it sounds, and that it hasn’t been proved safe hundreds of times. In fact, let’s pretend that cancer rates have gone up since cell-phones became popular. (they haven’t.) Let’s pretend that these underpants contain enough silver to block a phone signal. And finally, let’s be generous and even pretend that the demonstration in their video isn’t blatantly faked.

Here’s what I want to talk about :

Us menfolk keep our genitals in a dangly sack between our legs. Perhaps the project-creators should have figured out where women keep theirs.



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Underwear. Boxers in a Ball as gifts.

I guess boxers can be a sexy gift. Let’s take a look.

What Vanity! Those are the two creators of the project!

At least the ball itself is kinda neat.

Incidentally, let’s zoom in on part of that video.

Their prototype looks strangely familiar.

I’ll bet those clouds come right off with a little sandpaper.


Brony Briefs

Boxer Briefs for Bronies!

Brony boxer briefs. My Little Pony underwear for men.

I enjoy many TV shows, but I have to say it never occurred to me to manufacture special underwear to express my enjoyment of those shows.

Underwear with Twilight Sparkle's cutie mark
So, if Twilight Sparkle was real, you think she’d be happy about a bunch of dudes wearing her emblem on their fat, sweaty asses?

I’m no expert, but I’ll bet that’s the sort of thing a lady unicorn would find really frigging creepy.

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