Ladies and gentlemen, meet inventor Schaun Bishop (aka “Piscea Sikono”). He’s twice tried to launch the same project on Kickstarter, but first let’s see what he has to say about himself.
That … doesn’t really give me confidence that he can effectively manage $25,000 of our money.
To do a Kickstarter, you really need to be skilled in money management and — wait. … What was that last bit?
Yikes! Let’s just move right on to the project, shall we?
A world-changing invention
Actually, he calls his invention the “Cybermatrix 100″, but whatever. Maybe he’s gone all New-Media/Web2.0 on us. (Like “Tumblr”)
What does it do?
My favorite part is the cyber stove. I’m going to use it to heat up some cyber mac&cheese.
As far as I can tell, this is some absurd cross between a gaming console, and a full-body virtual reality device that literally uploads you to cyberspace a la ‘Tron‘ or ‘The Matrix‘.
The numerous illustrations show something that looks like an x-box controller, but also a giant blue oval with sliding doors that the user is apparently sealed into during operation.
You’re probably following all this so far, but you’re wondering what will you see while the device is loading the files it needs to operate? Mr. Bishop has anticipated your curiosity, and illustrated with this informative diagram :
Cyberspace is dangerous
We’ve all seen movies. I learned at an early age from documentaries like ‘The Matrix‘ and ‘VR5‘ that if you die in cyberspace you die in real life, or at best become a mindless vegetable. Better check the FAQ (that I swear I am not making up) to make sure he’s taken care of this frightening possibility.
That’s all well and good, but it still leaves one question un-answered.
Now that he’s answered our questions, it’s only fair that he get to ask us a question.
Thanks to reader @0xC0FFEE
for teaching me, to my astonishment, that my favorite beverage can be represented in hexadecimal, and for recommending the topic for this article.