Money Gun


This guy was going to manufacture and sell money guns!

I’m allowed to sometimes be sad that a Kickfailure, even a completely ridiculous one, is going to be a failure. And this is one of those times.

This would be a been a great worthless project.

What is a money gun, you ask?

That is a money gun!

That is a fun idea. … but like a lot of fun ideas, I can’t actually think of a situation where I’d really need to use it.

The Money Gun is a fully functional device that can be used for promotions or by people who are just looking to add that extra "wow" factor to their outings. You can use it to attract people to your booth at a convention, use it to promote the start of a race, or use it to add an amazing element to a party.

Man, I am clearly going to the wrong conventions, races, and parties.

  • Amy Procrastinating

    Don’t worry good sir, thankfully there is still an option for spraying cash over a large group of people for no reason, the cash cannon:
    It’s also cheaper, so you’ll have extra money left over to load into your greenback grenades and loot landmines.

    • TheNate

      But it’s out of stock. I guess someone actually bought one.

    • KickFailure

      Oh good! I was worried that there were no more money-guns in the world!

      At first I was suspicious that maybe this is the same device, but it’s 90-degrees off.

  • Money

    For when your favorite dancer hits the stage xD