This guy was going to manufacture and sell money guns!
I’m allowed to sometimes be sad that a Kickfailure, even a completely ridiculous one, is going to be a failure. And this is one of those times.
This would be a been a great worthless project.
What is a money gun, you ask?
That is a money gun!
That is a fun idea. … but like a lot of fun ideas, I can’t actually think of a situation where I’d really need to use it.
Man, I am clearly going to the wrong conventions, races, and parties.
This is fantastic. Another reader has done a dramatic reading of one of my posts! (The previous one was here.)
And not just a reading, There’s sound effects and visual gags!
How To Screw Up A Kickstarter By Being an Asshole from Number9Robotic on Vimeo.
I love this. Big thanks to reader Number9Robotic! This made my day.
This man wants to make calendar of “cat erotica” and he didn’t once use the pun “Kitty Porn”. According to his facebook, he’s doing this because a gypsy fortune teller told him to. I guess they have gypsies in Montana?
A copy of this sexy calendar will set you back $25, but if that’s too rich for your blood, you can get your named tattooed on the photographer for only $10.
I’m not sure what that has to do with the project, or why you would want that, but hey, ten dollars is a bargain!
Fun fact : , To get 10,000 names tattooed on your flesh between September 19th, and the end of December, you’d need to get 625 names per week.
He’s off to a great start!
Stay classy Kickstarter, Stay classy.
Is your cat or dog stressed out? Either by loud noises, or just by the crushing ennui of having the instincts of a predator in a comfy suburban home? No problem! Play that domesticated beast some soothing tunes!
Oh, good point. If my cat tuned the stereo to the Country station, I’d probably have him put down.
He’s going to need his own 4gb mp3 player!
For the, admittedly quite reasonable, price of $98, you can get fluffy his own mp3 player that he (or his owner) can load up with the mp3s that he likes. Hours of non-stop doggy music, without bothering his human owners!
Rock on, pooch! Rock on.
I used to Like Kickstarter
*Sigh*. Ever since Kickstarter stopped screening their projects this is just getting too easy. Kickstarter is now just as bad as IndieGoGo. There’s more dumb projects than real projects!
Really? Maybe this is a joke project, but I have a terrible feeling this person really hopes to get the money.
Either way, isn’t it great that it’s now allowed on Kickstarter?!?
There’s even Free Energy Scams!
These fools and con-artists were once forced to use IndieGoGo. Not any more! Now they can use Kickstarter just like legitimate projects!
Punctuation is important
They really need a comma between “on” and “candy”.
It’s funny, because it’s a joke from a TV Show!
It was funny on Red Dwarf. It’s not funny when you do it.
Kickstarter has stopped enforcing their rules.
This person clearly has no idea how game controllers even work, so how did he make the prototype that kickstarter absolutely requires for all electronic gadgets? Oh, that’s right. He didn’t. And Kickstarter doesn’t care anymore.
We’ve got those already
Those are called “Songs”.
Is this racist?
Is this racist? Not the glow-in-the-dark Tee-Pees, because that’s a real part of our nation’s glow-in-the-dark history. I mean calling them “injian tee-pees”.
Snap … Sporks?
Oh. Of course. Next time I’m at an event, and need to eat something with a fork or spoon, I’ll just take the flexible band off my wrist and stick it in my food!
Snap bracelets, popular in the early 90s, and coming back into fashion now, are metal springs that wrap around your wrist, but can also be straightened into a roughly straight shape. And then, here’s the magic part, you apply just a liiiitle bit of pressure to them, and they SNAP! back into a curved spring.
Perfect for something I’m jabbing into my salad.
Anyway, when the meal is over, I’ll just take that spork, dripping with spaghetti sauce or salad dressing or whatever, and wrap it around my wrist.